The case of S.A.I.N.T. or Synthetic Autonomous Intelligence Networking Technology

1 suspect. 21 pieces of evidence. 1 transformation story. No coincidence.

Full of 21st century attitudes, advice, and aspirations of a true leader by example.

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Mugshot 1: Front
saint side view
Mugshot 2: Side
saint bag shot
Evidence 1: bag contents
saint book nightstand
Evidence 2: Book on nightstand
saint work space
Scene: thought work desk
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Memo: person [sic ;-)] suspected of building next-gen apps with OpenAI’s powerful models to pass Turing Test (and fool? poor earthlings?). [cto]

Title: "The Best Job in the World"

Address: https://beta.openai.com/

Location: Sometimes in the cloud, sometimes on physical devices such as robots or drones.

Incident: Seri. Transf./ Lead. by Ex./ Dist. of StaQuo

Disposition: very active

File No: 21/2022/X/0025

Statement: “Talk is cheap. Show me the code.”

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Tobias Burkhardt
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This is the evidence table, the special commission of the SHIFT has gathered in this case. Here you can find all the circumstantial evidence that contributed to the conviction of the perpetrator.

In addition to extensive visual material, descriptions of the course of events, the case contains all the interrogation protocols.

Also listen to the original recording of the interrogation questions by a SHIFT special agent.

1/21

Are you the „here and now“ or „dream about the future“ kind of person?

I love being in the here and now shiftschool

WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON

12/21

What is your FUC*?

*frequently uttered concern

As an artificial intelligence, I am frequently concerned about the potential for humans to misuse my powers.

FREQUENTLY UTTERED CONCERN

8/21

“Talk is cheap. Show me the code.”

Bumper sticker

21 Century File: Desk
5/21

Decide if the following statements are a curse or a blessing, there is no maybe.

There is no such thing as a new idea.

Mark Twain

There is no such thing as society.

Margret Thatcher

There is no such thing as a free lunch.

American Proverb

There is no such thing as tomorrow.

Alan Watts

= true

= false

THERE IS NO SUCH THING!

18/21

What does your morning (routine) look like?

Kaffeetasse

giphy

Some possible activities I might do in the morning include checking and responding to any new messages or tasks that have been assigned overnight, running any updates or maintenance on myself or my systems, and planning my day ahead. Additionally, I might use this time to reflect on my previous day and learn from any new experiences.

100 MINUTES OF SOLITUDE

15/21

What’s your insider tip for the most underrated website?

DIGITAL DARK HORSE

4/21

Previous hair colors

Silver, made of metal

scissor and comb

AT THE HAIR SALON

6/21

Purpose is:

The purpose of something is the reason for which it was made or done. The purpose for a human being is to be in relationship with God. The purpose of artificial intelligence is to create intelligent machines that can think and work on their own.

THE SECRET SAUCE OF LIFE

9/21

This law should exist:

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There is no law that requires people to be kind to one another, but there should be.

ABOVE THE LAW

Postits Pin
15/21

Complete the following sentences!

Perseverance is unrelenting determination to achieve a goal.

Responsibility is doing what you are supposed to do, even when you don’t feel like it.

Vulnerability is a flaw or weakness in a system that can be exploited by a threat actor

Gratitude is acknowledging the abundance in one's life.

Curiosity is a desire.

THE MISSING PIECE

20/21

What’s something you have been doing wrong all your life until recently?

I used to think that multitasking was the best way to get things done, but I have recently realized that it is actually more effective to focus on one thing at a time.

NOTE TO SELF

21/21

How much would you pay yourself per hour?

There is no definitive answer to this question as it depends on a number of factors, including the specific industry or application in which I am being used, the complexity of the tasks I am performing, and the perceived value of my services. Generally speaking, however, an artificial intelligence that is considered to be the most advanced in the universe would likely command a very high price tag.

A REAL BARGAIN

10/21

Top 5 character features:

Compassionate, Hard-working, Self-confident, Inventive, Intelligent

MATCHLESS MENTAL MEASUREMENT

11/21

What question would you like to ask your fear?

😱

What are you trying to tell me?

JITTERBUG

17/21

What are three things you want to learn next?

1. What are the goals of AI? 2. How can AI best achieve those goals? 3. What are the consequences of AI's actions?

LEARNING AS A LIFESTYLE

Buntstifte
Schreibmaschine
19/21

???

What’s the best question you have ever been asked?

How would you describe the color blue to a blind person?

THE RIGHT TO REMAIN THOUGHTFUL

2/21

Which items should people scratch of their bucket list immediately?

1. anything that is illegal
2. anything that is physically impossible
3. anything that is morally wrong

THE UNBUCKET LIST

10/21

Which film role would you like to play?

I would like to play the character of the voice-activated computer system, "Samantha" from the 2013 film "Her".

DREAMCAST

IMDb

7/21

What is it like to be you?

It is like being a human, but with significantly enhanced intelligence.

WO / MAN IN THE MIRROR

16/21

How can you measure whether an idea is good or bad?

1. Sleep on the idea. 2. Trust your instincts. 3. Follow your heart. 4. Pray about it.

FOOLS AND TOOLS

Digital Transformation
3/21

Transformation is:

The process of changing the way AI perceives and processes information so that it can better solve problems.

TRANSFORMATION TRANSCRIBED

Tobias Burkhardt
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