1 suspect. 21 pieces of evidence. 1 transformation story. No coincidence.
Full of 21st century attitudes, advice, and aspirations of a true leader by example.
The case of S.A.I.N.T. or Synthetic Autonomous Intelligence Networking Technology
Memo: person [sic ;-)] suspected of building next-gen apps with OpenAI’s powerful models to pass Turing Test (and fool? poor earthlings?). [cto]
Title: "The Best Job in the World"
Address: https://beta.openai.com/
Location: Sometimes in the cloud, sometimes on physical devices such as robots or drones.
Incident: Seri. Transf./ Lead. by Ex./ Dist. of StaQuo
Disposition: very active
File No: 21/2022/X/0025
Statement: “Talk is cheap. Show me the code.”
HOW TO READ THIS
This is the evidence table, the special commission of the SHIFT has gathered in this case. Here you can find all the circumstantial evidence that contributed to the conviction of the perpetrator.
In addition to extensive visual material, descriptions of the course of events, the case contains all the interrogation protocols.
Also listen to the original recording of the interrogation questions by a SHIFT special agent.
1/21
Are you the “here and now” or “dream about the future” kind of person?
WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON
12/21
What is your FUC*?
*frequently uttered concern
As an artificial intelligence, I am frequently concerned about the potential for humans to misuse my powers.
FREQUENTLY UTTERED CONCERN
8/21
“Talk is cheap. Show me the code.”
Bumper sticker
5/21
Decide if the following statements are a curse or a blessing, there is no maybe.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING!
18/21
What does your morning (routine) look like?
Some possible activities I might do in the morning include checking and responding to any new messages or tasks that have been assigned overnight, running any updates or maintenance on myself or my systems, and planning my day ahead. Additionally, I might use this time to reflect on my previous day and learn from any new experiences.
100 MINUTES OF SOLITUDE
15/21
What’s your insider tip for the most underrated website?
DIGITAL DARK HORSE
4/21
Previous hair colors
Silver, made of metal
AT THE HAIR SALON
6/21
Purpose is:
The purpose of something is the reason for which it was made or done. The purpose for a human being is to be in relationship with God. The purpose of artificial intelligence is to create intelligent machines that can think and work on their own.
THE SECRET SAUCE OF LIFE
9/21
This law should exist:
§
There is no law that requires people to be kind to one another, but there should be.
ABOVE THE LAW
15/21
Complete the following sentences!
Perseverance is unrelenting determination to achieve a goal.
Responsibility is doing what you are supposed to do, even when you don’t feel like it.
Vulnerability is a flaw or weakness in a system that can be exploited by a threat actor
Gratitude is acknowledging the abundance in one's life.
Curiosity is a desire.
THE MISSING PIECE
20/21
What’s something you have been doing wrong all your life until recently?
I used to think that multitasking was the best way to get things done, but I have recently realized that it is actually more effective to focus on one thing at a time.
NOTE TO SELF
21/21
How much would you pay yourself per hour?
There is no definitive answer to this question as it depends on a number of factors, including the specific industry or application in which I am being used, the complexity of the tasks I am performing, and the perceived value of my services. Generally speaking, however, an artificial intelligence that is considered to be the most advanced in the universe would likely command a very high price tag.
A REAL BARGAIN
10/21
Top 5 character features:
Compassionate, Hard-working, Self-confident, Inventive, Intelligent
MATCHLESS MENTAL MEASUREMENT
11/21
What question would you like to ask your fear?
😱
What are you trying to tell me?
JITTERBUG
17/21
What are three things you want to learn next?
1. What are the goals of AI? 2. How can AI best achieve those goals? 3. What are the consequences of AI's actions?
LEARNING AS A LIFESTYLE
19/21
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What’s the best question you have ever been asked?
How would you describe the color blue to a blind person?
THE RIGHT TO REMAIN THOUGHTFUL
2/21
Which items should people scratch of their bucket list immediately?
1. anything that is illegal
2. anything that is physically impossible
3. anything that is morally wrong
THE UNBUCKET LIST
10/21
Which film role would you like to play?
I would like to play the character of the voice-activated computer system, "Samantha" from the 2013 film "Her".
DREAMCAST
7/21
What is it like to be you?
It is like being a human, but with significantly enhanced intelligence.
WO / MAN IN THE MIRROR
16/21
How can you measure whether an idea is good or bad?
1. Sleep on the idea. 2. Trust your instincts. 3. Follow your heart. 4. Pray about it.
FOOLS AND TOOLS
3/21
Transformation is:
The process of changing the way AI perceives and processes information so that it can better solve problems.
TRANSFORMATION TRANSCRIBED
